Putting a bulge in the onion sack since 1983.

Sting Rules

Rule #1 – If you can’t beat ’em at soccer, stay at the field later than them drinking beer.

Rule #2 – Once you go black, you never go back.

Rule #3 In Sting Bowl, pick speed over size.

Rule #4 – Never offer the Pink Panthers some of your beer.

Rule #5 – If you volunteer to bring beer and you don’t show up, there will be punishment.

Rule #6 Mike Bender is never, ever allowed in Jeff’s Box.